Category: Random Stuff

N.B: Dates used in this piece are from the 2016 year and may not be the dates these conventions are held during 2017. All care has been taken to try and confirm these dates with organisers, but let’s be honest, they won’t let me announce their conventions for them!

The Australian convention scene is well and truly coming into its own. Compared to 10 years ago, or even five years ago, you’ve got an incredible variety of conventions to satisfy your hunger for geekdom. If you’re anything like me and totally unprepared for the upcoming con season, check out this handy-dandy guide!

January – Nothing good happens in January. For the cosplayers, we’re all a bit too heavy to fit into our costumes after the Christmas / New Year’s period. For regular attendees, save some money for the mayhem that’s coming through the rest of the year.

FebuaryRTX Australia is back for its second year. If you missed my not-so-great review of RTX Sydney 2016, I said that the convention was plagued with problems from air-conditioning (or a lack thereof), VIP ticketing issues and an awkward venue. This year, RTX Australia is christening the brand spanking new Sydney Convention and Exhibition Centre, right on Darling Harbour. This will hopefully clear up all the logistical issues I had.

March – Perth kicks its con season off with two conventions in March. Oz Comic-Con starts its national tour with a myriad of guests yet to be announced. Oz Comic-Con is a great cosplay convention for beginners and more advanced hobbyists alike with the Australian Championships of Cosplay choosing one winner from each state to compete in the national competition. The Championship helps choose the Australian contender for the ‘Quest for the Crown’ – an international cosplay competition.

The first Anime Festival of the year is also being held in Perth.  The newly annual national event, hosted by Madman, brings cosplay, concerts and anime culture to convention goers. It’s a refreshing change from regular conventions which focus primarily on a catch-all pop culture scene. AnimeFest is anime/manga specific and unites fans from all fandoms in one area. Madman will also be hosting their prestigious Madman National Cosplay Championship with contestants being picked from states around the nation.

The incredibly talented AmenoKitarou (A.K Wirru) is a frequent guest at the convention and successfully competed in the competition, placing 2nd back in 2013 and being crowned Champion in 2010 and 2014 with his stunning Odin cosplay.

April – If you’re a fan of pop culture, then April is the month for you! Supanova starts its national tour in the Gold Coast, with Melbourne following the weekend after. Supanova is another great convention if you’re new to the scene with an easy-going feel and wide selection of international guests. It’s also a great place to check out your local cosplay scene, with many cosplayers bringing out their costumes for people to oogle. The trick with Supanova (and Oz Comic-Con) is that their tours are done in different segments. Melbourne and Gold Coast usually experience different guests to Sydney, Adelaide, and Perth; but this is entirely reliant on guests schedules. I’d recommend hitting up the “Supa-Star Guests” page on the Supanova website to see where your favourite celebs will be. Holiday to the Gold Coast, anyone?

May – With the weather starting to cool down, May slows down in the cold with Comic Gong dominating the calendar month. Comic Gong is a one-day event in Woollongong, south of Sydney. While the event sounds small, it definitely packs a big punch with well-known Sydney cosplayers regularly attending the event. If you’re keen to dip your toes into the convention scene, and you’re in the area, Comic Gong might just be the one for you.

June – Supanova swings into Sydney and Perth in June. Sydney Supanova is arguably the biggest Supanova in the tour and often attracts a very enthusiastic crowd of fans and cosplayers alike. The Artists Alley is always a delight to hit up if you’re keen on lightening your wallet a little.

Madman brings their Animefest to Brisbane early in June. Another round of the Championship will discover the Queensland contender for the cosplay crown.

July – First off the rank is Haven Expo, held in sunny Mackay, Queensland. A big event for a lot of cosplayers – they’re already announcing their guests who include Californian Lyz Brickley and Aussie cosplayer Yeliz Cosplay. Both women are incredibly talented artists and you’ve probably seen their work in various areas of the internet.

AvCon is a standalone convention held in Adelaide and it’s definitely on the list for a lot of con-goers. AvCon covers anime, gaming, and cosplay so that all your needs are covered, as well as holding a variety of different competitions for cosplay, lolita, digital media, and speed running. AvCon is a unique convention specifically for Adelaide fans and it’s on my convention bucket list.

Oz Comic-Con hits up Melbourne in early July, too.

August – August brings you Sydney SMASH. SMASH is definitely one of the more relaxed conventions. With a focus on anime and manga, SMASH combines cosplay, workshops, and a great museum-esque collection of Gundam to keep you entertained for hours. SMASH is held at Rosehill Gardens, near Parramatta, which can be a bit awkward to get to, but it’s definitely worth it if you’re interested.

September – September is Oz-Comic Con month, with the tour coming to both Brisbane and Sydney. If you’ve avoided Oz Comic-Con Sydney in the past because of the location, they’re now going to be gracing the halls of the Sydney Convention and Exhibition Centre. Brisbane always attracts great crowds and equally great cosplay. Recently, Oz Comic-Con reviewed their props policy to make it easier for cosplayers to add more detail to their costumes, as long as it’s within reason.

October – October brings EB Expo to Sydney at Olympic Park. EB Expo has a trade-show feel that’s open to the public. Last year was a disappointing year for EB Expo, with a strange layout and an unenthusiastic crowd. Hopefully EB bring some new and exciting things to their expo this year.

November – November is the biggest month in the convention calendar. Supanova finishes their national tour in Brisbane and Adelaide – we’ll find out who wins the chance to compete in the cosplay championship. The 2016 winner Henchwench is competing this year to hopefully keep the crown that Major Sam bought home in 2015.

Madman are also finishing their short tour in Melbourne. We’ll find out who wins the Madman National Cosplay Competition. It’s another competition that always manages to bring some spectacular talent to the stage.

PAX Australia returns to Melbourne for its 5th year. This is my biggest convention of the year, and a lot of my friends feel the same. The 3-day event seems to be the time when everyone blows off steam and just relaxes – or as much as the gaming/cosplay/nerd community can relax in an energized city like Melbourne. In 2015, I had the pleasure of being on a panel with some of my wonderful friends, met some new friends, hung out with some awesome cosplayers, and to got to attend some really cool parties. PAX Australia weekend is the weekend that the whole industry just seems to bring it.

December – Nope, con season is over. I mean, where else are we going to find time to get fat for January.

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It’s that time of year again! With Christmas on the horizon, the difficult task of buying gifts becomes obvious. Being the well-skilled shopper that I am, I find buying gifts for my game-orientated friends the worst. It’s like buying shoes for someone without knowing their size.

So in the spirit of the up-coming season, I give you my guide to buying the perfect gamer gift.

Gift cards are the easiest solution for the picky gamer or someone you don’t know very well. Your friend can pick what they want without the risk of buying something said gamer already has or doesn’t want.

Games are a great gift if you know what your friend plays. Steam has a ‘wish list’ system that is a fantastic indicator. Games are ranked in the order that your friend wants them and they show up-to-date prices. If you’re buying a game for the console user, Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network Store and the Wii store offer a range of games that be purchased using a credit card or a point-system.

As far as the consoles go, Xbox One and PS4 bundles are a great choice. EB Games have Xbox One without Kinect + 6 game bundles going for $529, Xbox One with Kinect + 7 games for $599 and their PS4 bundles are just as good. Several different game bundles with the black or white PS4 console available for $598. Other retailers like Big W or JB Hi-Fi will have similar bundles available, so shop around and see what you can get.

Nintendo released brand new 3DS consoles this year and they’re going for $250, gifted along with the new Pokemon Alpha Sapphire or Omega Ruby, Super Smash Bros or The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, you’re going to make any gamer happy.

Big name AAA titles like Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel!, Dragon Age: Inquisition and Far Cry 4 have been reviewing well. If your gamer hasn’t picked up one of the later year release titles, they should definitely be something to check out.

If your gamer doesn’t play video games, try to find your local tabletop games shop. The staff are generally very helpful and friendly. Check out the Youtube series Tabletop, hosted by Wil Wheaton, for some fun board game ideas. Tabletop has given my friends and I some great games to play, including Gloom, Zombie Dice and the friendship-ruining card game Munchkin. If your tabletop gamer like RPG-style games, buying the miniatures they want or a set of really cool dice will get you some quality brownie points.

If your nerd has a game in mind, but it hasn’t been released, offer to buy the pre-order for them. Some pre-orders are quite cheap and you still get some decent loot with it. If they already have a pre-order organised but haven’t paid it off yet, offer to pay the rest off. Some collector’s editions can be upwards of $150 price wise, so buying it or paying it off is always a good idea and who doesn’t want a shiny new figurine for Christmas?

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There are a lot of problems in video games at the moment, and the one I’m super sick of (other than everything else) is this whole “Master Race” PC gaming bullshit.

Today, my friend linked me this Imgur post where OP essentially calls console gaming a niche market and that it’s ruining modern day gaming using screenshots from the currently unreleased Star Citizen and ArmA 3 games. He also applauds Cloud Imperium and Bohemia Interactive for not releasing the games on console because it would “ruin our games for PC gamers.”

What I’m getting from this is that he’s angry that there are really shitty PC ports of games and that it’s somehow the fault of people who game on consoles and NOT the fault of lazy developers.

Bad PC ports are awful, I’ve played a few in my time but I don’t blame people who enjoying playing games solely on their Xbox or PlayStation. The blame lies on developers who aren’t optimising their game for computers.

Console gaming isn’t ruining the video games industry, elitism about what platform you “correctly” play on is destroying video games. Whatever happened to playing games because you enjoy escaping into some fantasy world to avoid reality, or sitting down with your friends for a several hour long grind session? Is it too much to ask that people stop trolling others because “Hurr, you’re gaming wrong”?

Guys, let’s have a serious talk here: Play on whatever you want to play on, whether it’s on PC or on your Xbox, PlayStation, GameBoy, Wii, or whatever you play games on. If playing your favourite game gives you joy, don’t let any elitist asshole try to tell you that you’re doing it wrong. You’re doing it right because you’re enjoying video games, and that’s what’s it’s all about.

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Stacy, taking bathroom selfies with her friends.

This is Stacy. She’s my GTA: Online avatar and I have a strange affection for her.

When GTA: Online first launched in October last year, it was a disaster that most users experienced. It wasn’t until Rockstar had figured out how releasing an MMO-style online experience for their wildly successful game probably needed a LOT more server support that it originally had, that everyone started to really enjoy the experience. My friends and I created a crew for our clan and rode around on the Vespa knockoffs, which we had customised in various shaded of neon colours; just to make it that much more special and it felt like our characters could actually be real; if Los Santos was a real place full of gun-toting psychopaths who rode around on hot pink scooters.

She likes selfies

Selfies with the Vinewood sign.

I wanted to give my avatar a little more life and for whatever strange reason, I fleshed her out a little bit. I named her Stacy. She looked like a Stacy to me. The story I’d picked was fairly generic; when Stacy turned 18, she got all her stuff and moved to LS to become something, not sure what that something was, but it was more than the menial job she was in at whatever small town she was leaving.

After arriving in LS and performing the first few jobs she could to raise some money, she met her friends (seen in the bathroom selfie) and despite them being the bad kids your parents warn you about, these were her people.

As someone who doesn’t really get THIS in to RPG’s, it’s funny that I’d grow so attached to Stacy. It’s like having a Barbie, but in an ultra-violent setting; I change her hair, make up and clothes regularly and make sure that she’s not too bruised up. Although, if you’ve seen the way I ride a motorbike in game, Stacy bares the brunt of it.

She’s my favourite part of GTA: Online. When it’s released on PC and my friends finally start playing again, I hope that I can transfer her across. I’d be a little upset if I couldn’t continue to play with my virtual Barbie.

 

Water-TempleOne of the funniest things I can say to people who know I want to write about games for a living is “I’ve never played Ocarina of Time.” Apparently, that’s some kind of slight against the gaming Gods and I’m generally a bad person.

When I was growing up, I never had the opportunity to play it. I didn’t have a Nintendo 64 and none of my friends actually owned the game. In fact, the only Nintendo consoles I’ve ever owned at GameBoy handheld consoles.

It wasn’t until I was preparing to fly halfway around the world that I picked up Ocarina of Time when I was buying my 3DS. Even now, I haven’t finished it, despite being heavily encouraged by a friend of mine.

A lot of people encourage me to play it and the only reason they ever actually give me is “It’s the best game of all time!” That’s it. Nothing else matters except that it’s the best game of all time.

I guess I can’t argue since I’ve never played it the whole way through; I can’t say they’re wrong. But when you’re trying to convince someone to play something, shouldn’t you say WHY it’s the greatest great ever. What makes it great? So far, I’m failing to see it. Maybe I don’t see the appeal because I don’t have the gleam of nostalgia in my eye and remembering the gameplay fondly.

As a responsible writer who shouldn’t discount the opinions of others, I should just endure how bored I am of it and finish it. Maybe once I’ve discovered the Hell that is the Water Temple, I’ll see it in a new light, but right now, it’s just not my cup of tea.

 

I remember when I was a kid and my Mum got us our first computer. It was a giant cream coloured beast. I was so excited because I could play the copy of “Age of Empires” that was the prize in a box of Corn Flakes.

I’m pretty sure I still have it somewhere.

After installing it and starting a new Blue civilisation, everything went downhill. I was so happy hoarding resources, I forgot I had an opponent to defeat.

Within a few ages, the Reds descended upon me. It was a massacre. Luckily, a few innocent Blues managed to escape the carnage. With all the food, wood, gold and stone I’d collected before the first downfall of my empire I rebuilt stronger and with new determination. My new purpose was to crush my foe.

This was difficult with a population cap of just 50, but my small legion of builders made me an army that made my Red opposition tremble.

With a tide of horses and archers, I rained fiery Blue vengeance on those tiny red pixel people.

“You Are Victorious” flashed on to the screen, and I had my first taste of video game victory. This innocuous silver disc, pulled from a box of cereal is what I remember as my first real video game.

It started a love affair not only with the RTS genre of gaming, but could be responsible for my drive to write about games. I have fond memories of other games, but none have the nostalgia that AoE does.

I’ve got AoE games that follow that first game, but none draw me in like Age of Empires 1. They’re still fun, but they don’t hold a candle to the woo-loo-looo of AoE 1.

So the year before last, I wrote a thing about music and how it influences us while we play games. Sometimes though, the soundtrack that comes with the game just doesn’t cut it and I wanna crank some of my own tunes.28476.max1024 I thought it might be an interesting idea to see what you guys listen to when you game!

Whether you have it on your iPod, computer or gramophone (because you kick it truly old school), what makes you work harder, shoot better, run faster and be stronger?

I’ve created a Spotify playlist that you can all add too. The first link will open the Spotify PC application, if you want the browser click here!

Anything goes: Rock, Metal, Electronica, whatever floats your boat. I’ve added a few songs on there to get things going but add anything that you think will get other gamers pumped! I’ll check back in a few weeks and see what you’ve all come up with.

I often feel this pang of guilt when I look over my Steam list and see games that I’ve bought and never played. My number (101 games) isn’t much by any means (my friend Lasers has 247) but, I’m somewhat ashamed that I’ve probably only really finished maybe a quarter of the games on my list.

Then this appeared on my Facebook newsfeed.

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“Beat every game in my library? Can I do it?” I pondered to myself, forgetting that I’d only been awake for an hour and thus am probably too tired to actually realize what the fuck I’m taking on.

Looking over my games list, I do notice some games that I can’t really “finish”; MMOs, only multiplayer FPS games. So, with that in mind, I add only one caveat: games I start MUST have a definite ending. I see Skyrim being a massive problem for me. While I’ve finished the main storyline before, there are a butt-ton of side quests to do. What counts as beating a game? Do I have to 100% it? Get all the achievements? Jesus Christ, what did I just sign up for!?

I plan on logging some Let’s Plays while doing this so you can see my progress while also updating you on the blog and Facebook page. If I can get Twitch to work, I might even do some live streaming. Obviously, this is a massive task and it’s probably going to take me all year to do it so I’m wondering who thinks I can do it, who thinks I can’t and do you think we can get Waterhouse to take bets?

Now, what game to start with?

With Christmas on the horizon, the difficult task of buying gifts becomes obvious. Being the well-skilled shopper that I am, I find buying gift for my game-orientated friends the worst. It’s like buying shoes for someone without knowing their size.

So in the spirit of the up-coming season, I give you my guide to buying the perfect gamer gift.

Gift cards are the easiest solution for the picky gamer or someone you don’t know very well. Your friend can pick what they want without the risk of buying something said gamer already has or don’t want.

Games are a great gift if you know what your friend plays. Steam has a ‘wish list’ system that is a fantastic indicator. Games are ranked in the order that your friend wants them and they show up-to-date prices. If you’re buying a game for the console user, Xbox Live Arcade, PlayStation Network Store and the Wii store offer a range of games that be purchased using a credit card or a point-system.

This year also bought a new generation of consoles to the market. The PlayStation 4 and Xbox One will cost you $549 and $599 respectively and that’s just for the consoles alone. Although, both consoles come with a great range of launch titles like FIFA 14 (PS4, XB1), Ryse (XB1), Knack (PS4), Dead Rising 3 (XB1), Killzone (PS4) and some excellent games on the horizon (Watch Dogs, Titan Fall), etc), these consoles may be something to invest in for your gamer.

If your nerd has a game in mind, but it hasn’t been released, offer to buy the pre-order for them. Some pre-orders are quite cheap and you still get some decent loot with it. If they already have a pre-order organised but haven’t paid it off yet, offer to pay the rest off. Some collector’s editions can be upwards of $150 price wise, so buying it or paying it off is always a good idea and who doesn’t want a shiny new Batman statue for Christmas?

People can be pretty cool when it comes to helping others in need. So, when Typhoon Haiyan touched down in the Philippines, it wasn’t too long before people started figuring out how they could help. The guys at Atomic and PC & Tech Authority are doing it the only way us gamers know how; 24-hour LAN party.

On December 7th, Atomic headquarters will be become home to a team of gamers playing PC games, console games, mobile games and they say “even the odd card game” in order to raise money to donate to World Vision Australia’s Typhoon Haiyan’s emergency appeal.

According to abc.net.au, the revised death toll in the Philippines has risen to over 4,500 people, leaving families broken and without supplies to keep themselves alive. Atomic and PC Authority hope that for every hour they play, donors will donate $1 or give what they can. Hoping to hit $24 an hour, their goal is $10,000 to donate to World Vision which will be used for short-term and long-term relief.

24-hours of gaming is a pretty big feat when you’re trying to raise money for a good cause. A lot of people see the devastation on the television and want to help, but aren’t sure how to. Atomic and PC Authority are giving people a way to combine their love of gaming with the human need to help our fellow people. I know I’ll definitely be tuning in to watch and donate some money to help people in need.